Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Bring It


Bring it is right!  

Barrack Obama wasn't the only one making a change today and beginning something that some say impossible.  I, Zachary S. Edwards, for the next three months will dedicate myself six days a week and an hour a day to something that many say could never be done.  My hand was placed on the most recent copy of ESPN the magazine and I took an oath.  An oath to fitness, an oath to a healthy lifestyle, an oath to exercise induced vomit.  I have begun the path that is the P90X workout. It is time to stand up, dust myself off, get "bring it" tattooed to my forehead, and shed the dreaded 20 pounds that Santa Claus brought me for Christmas.  It is all about "muscle confusion" people and my friend Tony Horton has decided to personally train me in my garage for an hour a day!  What a deal.  I am so glad that our newly inaugurated President Obama and I will have this bond.  A newly formed bond to fully commit ourselves, to put our lives in God's hands, to much like the father of our country George Washington did to set an example of courage, leadership, strength, and patriotism.  Thanks to P90X and God bless the United States of America.  To all my white brethren, let us remember that because we are "white we must embrace what is right"!! Good night!
Z
Thanks Shauna!

3 comments:

Shauna said...

welcome to hell.

April said...

Let me know when you do the plyometrics on. I want to watch.

Paige said...

My husband bought this last year. He made it through half and then got sick and quit and has yet to get back to it again. So are you doing this instead of running? It just might work. .. I'm a big fan of the recovery drink, really. I'm not sure it helps me recover from anything but I think it tastes pretty good.